Wednesday, January 31, 2018

How Plumbing Shows The Democrats Have Become Psychotics

Last weekend, I visited a friend's house and repaired her leaking bathtub faucet. I'm relatively handy, but I'd never worked on a tub before. Once I pulled the valve apart and took pictures of it with my phone, I came home and watched a couple of YouTube videos to see how the thing worked. I then went to Home Depot, showed the plumbing dude my photos and he sold me the exact right piece - a Moen 1225 replacement cartridge and the extraction tool.

It's 2018. I took a photo with my phone and watched an instructional video on YouTube. Everyone can do this.

Here's prog superstar, Joy Reid, talking about last night's State of the Union speech.


Joy has gone mad in the same way the Grammys have. Life is easier than it has ever been. It's easier to learn, to achieve, to dream, to share and to simply live. Joy, however, lives in a profoundly oppressive world of fascism, racism, whiteness, patriarchy and homophobia. People of color are being held down by the white supremacist patriarchy. For them, every day is a struggle to survive.

Well, a struggle to survive and a struggle to find the right YouTube video to see how to fix their plumbing. I mean, the thing didn't have a logo, so you couldn't tell if it was a Moen or a Delta without the help of the fellow at Home Depot looking at a photo on your phone.

Yep, it's a struggle alright, worse even than the pioneers making their way across the Continental Divide in covered wagons. Have you ever heard of them ending up in a spot without 4G? Ha! Never!

The progs have become psychotic. They live in a world that does not exist. In fact, they don't just live in it, they desperately cling to their dystopian fantasy, looking for proof that there really are white supremacists hiding under their beds. It's not just that it's still the 1950s, it's that the 1950s saw the tyrannical rule of fascist hate. We are evil because our heritage is evil and we haven't yet thrown off the yoke of the oppressors - white, heterosexual men.

Don't worry, though. Progress is being made. We're using YouTube and smartphones to organize and raise awareness.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you are saying all those psychotic fascist Marxists are exaggerating how bad things are?

Foxfier said...

If she really thinks that family, faith and country are "tropes" from "the 50s," maybe it really is a struggle for her.

Just imagine how much trouble you could get into with a crazy mindset like that.

ligneus said...

They believe that just for happening to be born now, that makes them smarter, more wise, to have 'progressed' beyond those old fashioned people with simple minds and simple ideas. They are like the teenager that you should hire now while he still knows everything. And they have the gall to think they have the right to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.
I've decided that the common thread that links all the lefties, progs, commies and all the 'isms' is stupidity. Try telling them that doubt is the beginning of wisdom and see the smug/pitying look they'll give you.

Get tired of spending precious time on them, this is more worthwhile:

A young Asian man comes home from school and says to his very Chinese mom, "Mom, I have to tell you something important; I'm asexual," to which the mother hotly replies, "Ahhhhhh!!! Why you no A+sexual?"